On Sausages and their nicknames...

This is not about vienna sausages or whatever german franks, I'm pertaining to the OTHER sausage and their nicknames.

Why do some or most women give nicknames to the male genital of their partners? Funny isn't it but this is true? Maybe, psychologically speaking, it is their means of territoriality or a way to guard their territory. Parang bang hayop na iniihian ang mga teritoryo nila, hehehe.

Bigyan ko kayo ng mga examples:

1. JUNIOR, a small equivalent of the male, ito rin cguro ang pinaka- common na nickname used by them. Di bastos pakinggan at lalakeng-lalake.
i.e. 'Lingon ka na naman ng lingon dyan, pipitikin ko jr. mo!'

2. AGILA or EAGLE. Wow! gandang nickname pero ginamit lang to dahil may itlog ang agila at hindi dahil kasing lakas ng agila ang dating nila.
i.e. 'sweatheart! Paliguan mo na si agila para malaro ko na!'

3. PEDRO. Karaniwang gamit ng probinsyana na pagtawag. Promdi talaga ang dating.
i.e. 'Ala eh, galit na naman yang si Pedro, di ba napapagod yan?'

4. COBRA. Malakas ang dating nito, siguro, hugis cobra ang ulo, hehehehe.
i.e. 'Ay, galit na si cobra, parang tutuklawin ako! ahahahay!'

5. MANOY. Mala-eddie Garcia ang dating.
i.e. 'Patay kang bata ka, galit na si manoy!'

added by bloggers:

6. JUNJUN, active, sporty, vigorous, yummy at mapula (by BongK)
7. MY BEST FRIEND, friendly daw kase (by G)
8. POTOTOY, pambata yata toits, heheh (by Aileen)
9. BIRDIE, ibon na may itlog, mwhehe (by Ai)
10. ETITS, simple daw pero rock!, bwhahaha! (by Fionski)

Did you watch 'How to lose a guy in 10 days'? She nicknamed her partner's 'Princess Sophia', hehehe. Only then I'd known that it is common for women to give nicknames to their partner's private part. My wife call mine as NgorkNgork, ampangit noh? She get it from my snoring. How about you, how do they call yours or theirs? Tell me and I'll add them on the list.