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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Assignment from Owen

Seven things that scare you:
1. to be eaten alive by shark
2. to be boiled alive
3. to lost my taste bud
4. to be blind
5. to be left alone in an island with a gay cannibal
6. to ride an airplane with full of people with body odor
7. mapahiran ng fresh kulangot

Seven things you like the most:
1. sleeping
2. iced-cold beer with sound trip or good book
3. vacation
4. going out with my family
5. soaking on a hot tub
6. good surprises
7. being raped by 5 beautiful and sexy girls

Seven important things in your bedroom:
1. 3 pillows and blanket
2. sound system
3. aircon or electric fun
4. relaxed lighting
5. wife
6. sean less toys
7. Alarm clock

Seven random facts about you:
1. 27-m-sg
2. height is 5' 7.5"
3. I have a nice handwriting
4. I snore (amplified down since my operation)
5. My hand perspires since childhood
6. Sorry I'm married
7. forgot my blood type

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. Scuba dive
2. para-glide
3. sky-dive
4. ride my own Harley bike
5. co-pilot a helicopter
6. cruise for a month
7. to have my own beer brewery and bar and be rape by 5 beautiful and sexy girls

Seven things you can do:
1. sleep for 2 days straight
2. mix cocktails
3. eat anything edible
4. burp on my will
5. cook
6. catch a wild chicken
7. catch a house mice and cook it for you

Seven things you can't do:
1. sing well
2. kill anybody
3. kill my self
4. eat cockroach like Abaniko
5. eat a live crocodile (it will eat me first for sure)
6. lick the tip of my nose
7. lick my balls siko

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1. smile
2. Witty with good diction
3. 36-26-36
4. eyes
5. God-fearing with nice posture
6. smells good in any part of the body
7. smooth hairless armpit

Seven things you say the most:
1. ungas!
2. ay shet/sira/ugok
3. Ahhhhhh
4. ohhhhhh
5. Yeahhhh
6. ummmmmm
7. plok!

Seven celeb crushes (whether local or foreign):
1. Charlize Theron
2. Angel Locsin
3. Maria Sharapova
4. Pwitni Tyson
5. chichay
6. Delia atay-atayan
7. matutina

6 comments:

Mmy-Lei said...

hahaha!!! ang galeng mo pala at me espesyal na talent ka. Ang magluto, magluto ng daga...ngiiihh

kakatakot naman maki-pyesta sa inuman mo baka daga ang pulutan...hehehe, pde inom nalang...

Owen FV said...

salamat tanggero for taking my tag! oks na ko. i said, kahit isa lang ang sumagot ok n ko.

ang ganda pala ng bago mong template. sana maayos ko na rin ang akin, pero honestly di ko alam e. hehehe!

Abaniko said...

langya ka tanggers. di ko kinain yun, aksidenteng nalunok ko lang. hehe. teka, sabi mo you can eat anything edible? edible naman ang ipis ah.

at ang "PLOK", sinasabi ba yun o naririnig na lang?

Tanggero said...

Mmy Lei, hindi naman daga ang handa sa min, ipis hehehe.
Pero nakatikim na ko ng dagang bukid, masarap naman :)

Owen! welcome back ha. Oo naman, di ko tatanggihan tagay mo.

Niko, masarap ba ang ipis, ok na ang wento mo, di ko na tiikman, hehehe.
Yung plok, bubblegum yunn

Abaniko said...

tanggers, pag di na bumalik ang ibang mga bisita mo dahil kadiring ipis ang pinag-uusapan dito, di ko na kasalanan, ha? ipis, ipis, ipis, ipis.

Tanggero said...

ahahah niko, kadiri talaga ng ipis, ano ba lasa?