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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Assignment from Mmy Lei

20 Years Ago:
1985
Tsupot pa ko nito, wala pang kamuwang-muwang sa mundo.
I had a tri-bike and always on the go with my classmates/barkada roaming around our town. The following year, had an accident with that tri-bike and never had a bike again.
Had a childhood sweetheart/bestfriend/neighbor with lips comparable to apple and face like an angel. They left our town without saying goodbye.
I never had tasted beer.

15 Years Ago:
1990
Tuli na ko nito. Early high school days and it rocked! My time has been divided with-study, barkada and barkada. We had assembled a mobile sound system and rented it out to organizers. Since we were novice in operating that system, we made a lot of errors during the early events - short circuits, loud statics and sound failures. The most embaracing was a wedding dance party delayed for 4 hours just because all the tapes and records were left back on town. After a year, my barkada took sole ownership of the mobile and payed our shares. It's his business until now.
All of the sudden, my childhood sweetheart came back to our town and she called me "Pare". My cousin became HER GIRLFRIEND.
Kinantahan ko ang nililigawan ko ng "Getting to know each other" sa PE class.
Kinantahan ako ng isang bading na nahuhumaling sa kin ng "Getting to know each other" sa stage na may hawak na mic. Muntik ko ng gulpihin yung bading.
A bottle of beer means more than 12 hours of sleep and a drum of urine.

10 Years Ago:
1995
Hasang-hasa na. My time has been divided with - college, barkada, gimik at work. It was exhausting but exciting. Never had a serious relationship. Puyat lagi, kaka-drawing.
Beer had no taste and pomelo juice was a favorite of barkada, with bilog.
I become addicted to buko juice.

5 Years Ago:
2000
Had a great and stable job but left for Singapore. Returned to Pinas, get married and
become a father after a year.
My weight was 65 kg.

3 Years Ago:
2002
Burning my ass on work here in Sg.

Last Year:
2004
Family joined me here for good.
Still burning my ass on work.
I started blogging and gained a lot of cyber friends.
My weight became 73kg.

This Year:
Had a promotion.
Had a surgery for the first time.
Blogging is part of my daily chores.
My weight became 75kg.
Still burning my ass on work.

Yesterday:
Was sleepy all day and had a phone argument with a pain in the ass
subcontractor.
I saw my ass on the mirror and I like the way it was burnt.

Last Night:
Ate porridge (lugaw) for dinner.
Rented 5 kids' movies for Sean and watch with him till 12 midnight.

Today:
I woke up early but still late at work. There was a mentally retarded guy on the bus
and was talking on high pitch in chinese.
The worms on my stomach are now having a rally, I didn't feed them this morning.
I'll jog or cycle tonight.

Tomorrow:
I'll wake up early because it's payday. But I will sleep again because my ATM card
is with my wife.

Next Year:
I'll visit Ka Atoy, Ka Uro, and Mmy Lei and the strip clubs in Auckland, nyehehehe.

5-10 Years From Now:
I'll have my own bars with 5 branches worldwide. The main branch will be in Batangas
with the name of "Barikan sa Silong ng Susong Dalaga".

7 comments:

atoy said...

Ano ba ito puro assignment, mukhang natambakan ka ng homework kala ko aabutin ko tungkol sa barikan. Ano 20years ago hindi ka pa binyagan samantalang kami ni KU ay panay na ang ronda sa Quezon City Circle at sa Cubao sa mga cubicle doon. Siyanga pala bakit mo pinagsabi kay Mmy Lei na 3 ang aking paa. Oo E.T. ako pero dadalawa ang aking paa pero may "E"lephant "T"runk ako sa pagitan ng aking dalawang paa, na mahilig mangain ng peanut at laging naghahanap ng lunggang mabubugahan ng aking kamandag.Pag napasyal ka dito at tayo ay iginala ni KU sa Auckland sa "Casino Girl" mapapatunayan mo ito sapagkat pa ako ay may kalong na dancer aangat ang dancer na parang nakajack. Mas magandang ngalan ng bar Barikan sa Pagitan o dili kaya Gitna ng Susong Dalaga at tequila ang inumin para lalagyan mo ng asin at didilaan.

Tanggero said...

Wag ka maingay ka Atoy, baka mahalatang nagpapa-bata ako, hehehe.
Natawa ko sa hydraulic jack mo, muntik kong maibuga yung kape sa sa computer ko.
Ok yan, pag dito naman kayo napasyal sa Sg ni Ka Uro, ililibot
ko kayo sa Geylang. Masasarap ang pagkain dun.
Mahilig ka pala sa "body shot".

Mmy-Lei said...

gandang plano yang iniisip mo tanggers, "bar". at swabe sa pangalan. san ba sa batangas ang main branch? dapat me discount ang mga bloggers para pdeng maging tambayan yan.

tambay ako dati sa batangas, sa cuenca, anilao at nasugbo.

Huseng Busabos said...

Tangers,

tarangya, hindi ko alam ibig sabihin nung "Barikan". Yung Susong Dalaga kabisado ko yan kahit nakapikit -nyehehe!

Tanggero said...

Mmy Lei, may free kang 1 bariles ng beer pag bumili ka ng 2, hehehe.
Galing nung isang bar dito sa Sg, yung brewer nila, nasa loob mismo ng bar kaya fresh na fresh yung beer at iba-ibang klase pa. Ang galing.

Sir Huse, kala ko pa naman, tagalog ka, hehehe. May kulang pa pala sa diksyonaryo mo. Barikan =Inuman (tomaan, lasingan). Yung susong dalaga, bundok yun sa Batangas, hindi chicks, hehehehe

BatangasNgaun said...

gawa ka sa balete or agoncillo marami mga lasinggero dun :)

mgrozman said...

Batangas has so many wonderfull view. you should try lobo or
nasugbu in batangas.