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Monday, January 10, 2005


A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do ?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer.
"Nope", replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he
owed you", said the lawyer. "But it's only $500!", replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need", said the lawyer.


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour
and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a cheque in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.


The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honours, and then went home to join his father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of
that case for ten years!"


watson said...

mwehehehe! laugh trip. thanks ha. medyo hectic sa office ngayon kasi business planning namin bukas hanggang sabado. blogging ng konti ngayong lunchtime.

Tanggero said...

pre watson, kaya pala wala ka update...ok yan